12-year old Natasha Moraes de Andrade of Rio de Janeiro is set to do something that most people accomplish within the first few years of their life.

Other than entering multiple Cousin It lookalike contests.

That’s right. She bout to cut her damn hair!

Natasha’s hair measures up at 5’2, which means that since we’re the same height, I could literally wear her like last year’s Versace.

She’s planning on selling her crazy cabelo to local witch doctors hair companies to be made into extensions. Her asking price? £3,500, or about $4,600 USD, which she plans on using to upgrade her bedroom. In her little shantytown. Hmm. Your decision-making skills worry me, lil gurl.

You SHOULD be using that money to buy proper fitting clothes . Sorry, I had to!!!

If you cut off 62 inches of your hair, what would YOU do with it?

• a) Donate it to Locks of Love
• b) Terrorize neighborhood children with your detached braid
• c) Exchange for gas $$
• d) Give to science
• e) Write in ballot: ______________________